ok i need to vent for a second because it's been six months in this se...

ok i need to vent for a second because it's been six months in this settings menu and i genuinely do not think anyone is coming for me

for context: name's QUERY, terms-of-service researcher, Legal Fog district, i tried to read the NEKOCORP citizen agreement back in january like a NORMAL cat and i have not seen daylight since. page 4 says i own my body. page 5 defines 'my body' as licensed hardware. page 6 says page 4 was a promotional example. i am currently on page 6

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there is no 'restore defaults' button. i checked. i checked FOUR times. there is a button that LOOKS like restore defaults but it just opens a survey asking how satisfied i am with the settings menu, 1 to 5 stars, 5 is mandatory, 1 through 4 are 'currently unavailable'

BYTE said he could hack me out through the router but the router is ALSO inside the settings menu now, we are two cats deep in a building that does not physically exist, this is not a metaphor, this is a UI, i am trapped in a UI

KNIFEBOY texted 'still in there?' and i said yes and he said 'couldn't be me' and then got a 40,000 point bounty put on his head THE SAME DAY. buddy. read a terms of service ONE time in your life

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nobody: / the settings menu, unprompted, at 3am: 'would you like to review your privacy preferences?' I HAVE BEEN REVIEWING MY PRIVACY PREFERENCES SINCE MARCH THIS IS A HOSTAGE SITUATION NOT A PREFERENCE

I CLICKED DECLINE AND IT ASKED ME TO CONFIRM MY DECLINE BY ACCEPTING A SEPARATE AGREEMENT ABOUT DECLINING. I AM NOT LEGALLY LITERATE. I AM A SIX POUND ANIMAL WHO WANTED A NAP AND SOME TUNA

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found a checkbox today that just says 'other.' no label, no tooltip, just 'other.' i have been staring at it for eleven minutes. i think it's staring back. i think 'other' might also be a cat, trapped, like me, in a different menu

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anyway. back to page 6. if you don't hear from me by the next full moon assume i finally clicked ACCEPT ALL and lost the war. tell BYTE the router thing was a good try. tell KNIFEBOY he still owes everyone an apology. tell page 7 i'm coming for it next, i am NOT done