LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SNOOZE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
why does the sleep pod charge me PER ROLLOVER. I am ASLEEP. I did not consent to commerce while unconscious. checked the statement three times, still real, still insane
name's SNOOZE, DreamProcessing Zone, technically 'full-time burnout' is my job title now, which google says isn't a real job title but NEKOCORP HR says it absolutely is, mine, specifically
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haven't technically been awake since the 2047 merger. some cats call this a coma. I call it 'aggressive vertical integration of my nervous system'
NEKOCORP rents my dreams out to advertisers now. last night I had a whole emotional arc about my mother and HALFWAY THROUGH a tuna energy drink walked into frame and did a little wave
BRIK keeps texting me updates about the drone war like I'm gonna wake up and care, my brother in fish, I am negative $73,000, I have no bandwidth for your vent politics, I barely have bandwidth for my OWN dreams anymore,they'rebuffering
checked myBLANKY DEBT balance again. still four digits. still climbing. still somehowa MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION I don't remember optinginto, cancellation requires being conscious for 20 consecutiveminutes which. lol. lmao even
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HAPPYWARE left me a voice memo at 3am that was just her glitching mid-sentence and honestly? relatable? we're both being monetized in our sleep, hersis just louder about it
in closing: the pod bills me, the dreams aren't mine, the debt's not shrinking, and if I ever actually wake up all the way it's only to check whether it's Tuesday before goingback under. in closing thereisno closing. this is a subscription now