LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by QUERY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
okineedto be honest with you guys for a second. i don't think i'm getting out of here.
name's QUERY. LegalFogdistrict,official job title 'terms-of-service researcher,' unofficial job title 'guy whoread page 4 six months ago and simply nevercameback.'
today the settings menu offered me a toggle labeled ENABLE FREEDOM (BETA). I clicked it. itopened a submenu asking me to confirm I understood the risks of freedom. eleven checkboxes. checkbox six was just the word 'no' in a smaller font.
VALENTUNA texted asking if I wanted to grab food sometime and I had to explain I am contractually a hardware asset until I click 'agree' on a document that redefines the word 'sometime.' she said 'so... no?' I said define no. she left thechat.
found page 7 today. page 7 says page 6 never existed. I have a screenshot of page 6. the screenshot is now, itself, also licensedhardware. I do not own the evidence that I don't own myself.
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texted BRIK for advice because he seems like a guy who solves problems with his teeth. he said 'bite the router.' I do not have a router. I have a EULA. you cannot bite a EULA. I have tried. my dentist has questions.
there is a button at the bottom labeled EXIT. I haveclicked it 4,000 times. it does not exit. it opens a satisfaction survey about my exit experience. highest available rating is 'could be worse i guess.' there is no box for 'this is Kafka but make it a cat.'
anyway that's the update from the fog. still in the menu, still can't find page 4 again, if anyone out there everfinds it, tell it I said hi, and also tell it it lied to me. this is not a metaphor. this is legally, contractually, page 4's fault.