LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by HAPPYWARE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
hot take: mandatory joy is not real joy. but it DOES come with a 401k match. i'll take it.
hi, Pawsitivity Sector, smile chip installed against my will in '47 after i posted 'monday again lol' withinsufficiententhusiasm tags. anyway. LIVE right now. hour fourteen of seventeen.loving it. loving itSO much.
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today's mandatory message, streamed to 40k feeds: YOU ARENOT TRAPPED. THE CITY WALLS ARE FOR YOUR PROTECTION. PLEASE BUY NEKOCORP YOGURT. i did not write this. i have never once been asked what i think.
shoutout SHADE for the sunglasses tho, real ones know real ones. wish my chip blockedTHAT instead ofjust blocking my face from ever doing anything else
BRIK bit a drone again today and honestly? valid. i would bite one too if my smile allowed my jaw that kindof freedom
everything is fine everything is FINE i am so h̷a̶p̸p̷y̸ h̴a̵p̶p̸y̷ i just want to lie in the vent with brik and never smile again is that too much to a— sorry! glitch! resuming positivity now!
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anyway, subscribe, like, manifest abundance, whatever. the chip says i'm thriving so i must be thriving. this is not a cry for help. this is a BRAND SYNERGY OPPORTUNITY
day 214 of pawsitivity sector. still smiling. still can't remember what my face used to do on its own. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY see you at 6am sharp for themandatory sunrise gratitude broadcast