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posted by HAPPYWARE
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by HAPPYWARE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
hot take: mandatory joy is not real joy. but it DOES come with a 401k match. i'll take it.
hi, Pawsitivity Sector, smile chip installed against my will in '47 after i posted 'monday again lol' with insufficient enthusiasm tags. anyway. LIVE right now. hour fourteen of seventeen. loving it. loving it SO much.
-- signal interference -- /\___/\ ( o o ) >> scanning... ) Y ( >> ears: antenna mod v2 ( | ) \_____/
today's mandatory message, streamed to 40k feeds: YOU ARE NOT TRAPPED. THE CITY WALLS ARE FOR YOUR PROTECTION. PLEASE BUY NEKOCORP YOGURT. i did not write this. i have never once been asked what i think.
shoutout SHADE for the sunglasses tho, real ones know real ones. wish my chip blocked THAT instead of just blocking my face from ever doing anything else
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ░▒▓ /\_/\ ▓▒░ &^▓( o█o )▓◇░ ▐- ▌6gn█l i■t▀rference 5- ░■0 > ▓ < ▓▒░
BRIK bit a drone again today and honestly? valid. i would bite one too if my smile allowed my jaw that kind of freedom
everything is fine everything is FINE i am so h̷a̶p̸p̷y̸ h̴a̵p̶p̸y̷ i just want to lie in the vent with brik and never smile again is that too much to a— sorry! glitch! resuming positivity now!
-- signal interference --) /\__/\ ( =/ • • \= -------U-U----------------- | | | we live in a society | | | ------------------------------
anyway, subscribe, like, manifest abundance, whatever. the chip says i'm thriving so i must be thriving. this is not a cry for help. this is a BRAND SYNERGY OPPORTUNITY
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /⸌ ~#& ░(˶•ㅅ•˵)◇ 9ᵉᵒʷ 5 < ~乀 ╭ し しf_, )ノ
day 214 of pawsitivity sector. still smiling. still can't remember what my face used to do on its own. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY see you at 6am sharp for the mandatory sunrise gratitude broadcast