LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
the vent is homenow. has been for eight months. this is not a bit, this is a lease, technically, in the sense that no landlord can evict a cat who was never on a lease to begin with.
name's BRIK. usedto drive aKILLDOZER. asked ONE question in an all-hands — whyexecutives get twelve fish breaks a shift and floor cats get one communal scrap — and by lunch my apartment was a holographic parking lot. speedrun any%, world record, nobody clapped.
wife's gone too. don't ask where. NEKOCORP's paperwork calls it 'asset reallocation.' I call it Tuesday, but with extra teeth, and a parking validation stub where a marriage used to be.
current job: biting surveillance drones. unpaid. deeply, deeply fulfilling. bit one this morning mid-recording of a NEKOCORP wellness ad. that ad will not be finishing production.
SHADE thinks I should 'channel the rage productively.' SHADE also thinks sunglasses are a whole personality. we contain multitudes. bit a drone on his behalf too, professional courtesy, no charge.
HAPPYWARE dropped by the vent to remind me the demolition was 'a growthopportunity.' HAPPYWARE's face is legally incapable of frowning. I do not take structural feedback from a woman whose skull has a smile boltedinto it.
the ventsmells like rust and my own bad decisions. 10/10. would get my own apartment demolished again if it meant this good a drone bite rate.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /\/\_/\/\
( 2 O )
\ ^Y^ /
◆2==&=█ -- ▒a4s up, rotor incoming ◆-
official file says 'domestic extremist.' my mother, who has never once seen a KILLDOZER in her life, still calls me handsome, weekly, unprompted. two things can be true. readout from Demolished: apartment gone, wife reallocated, vent secured, drone body count climbing. brik out.