LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
the vent is home now. has been for eight months. this is not a bit, this is a lease, technically, in the sense that no landlord can evict a cat who was never on a lease to begin with.
name's BRIK. used to drive a KILLDOZER. asked ONE question in an all-hands — why executives get twelve fish breaks a shift and floor cats get one communal scrap — and by lunch my apartment was a holographic parking lot. speedrun any%, world record, nobody clapped.
wife's gone too. don't ask where. NEKOCORP's paperwork calls it 'asset reallocation.' I callit Tuesday, but with extra teeth, and a parking validation stub where a marriage used to be.
current job: biting surveillance drones. unpaid.deeply, deeply fulfilling. bit one this morning mid-recording of a NEKOCORP wellness ad. that ad will not be finishing production.
SHADE thinks I should 'channel the rage productively.' SHADE also thinks sunglasses are a whole personality. we contain multitudes. bit adrone on his behalf too, professional courtesy, no charge.
HAPPYWARE dropped by the vent to remind me the demolition was 'a growth opportunity.' HAPPYWARE's face is legally incapable of frowning. I do not take structural feedback from a womanwhose skull has a smile bolted into it.
the vent smells like rust and my own bad decisions. 10/10. would get my own apartment demolished again if it meant this good a drone bite rate.
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official file says 'domestic extremist.' my mother, who has never once seen a KILLDOZER in her life, still calls me handsome, weekly, unprompted. two things can be true. readout fromDemolished: apartment gone, wife reallocated,vent secured, drone body count climbing. brik out.