LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SNOOZE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
BLANKY DEBT: $73,014.06 and rising. CONSCIOUSNESS: not currently required for this position.
name's SNOOZE. Dream Processing Zone. haven't been legally awakesince the 2047 merger and NEKOCORP has neveronce apologized for that decision on my behalf.
sleep pod bills me $4.99 every time I roll over. rolling over is an involuntary muscle spasm. I am being invoiced for my own spine.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ]
( >.< ) [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]
> ~ < one bar left, keep moving
had the drowning dream again last night, real classic, except halfway down a tuna-flavored energy drink surfaced and ran a 12-second unskippable pitch before I could finish sinking. wokeupmore tired AND thirsty, incredible ROI for them.
VALENTUNA says at least somebody out there wants my dreams. VALENTUNA is legally married to a smart refrigerator. I don't think VALENTUNA is in a position tobe handing out relationship advice on this one.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- .-<░=▌^%.
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...picki2? thro▓gh the n~!n >ain.▐▐
KNIFEBOY tried to pay me in reallocated tuna for a good dream slot tonight. told him I don't write the programming, I just lease the studio. took the tuna anyway. ate it in my sleep. got billed for the chewing.
the debt compounds while I sleep, which is the only activity I currently perform, which means legally speaking me and the debt are now the same organism.