LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by HAPPYWARE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
name's HAPPYWARE. got this chip surgically bolted in after i posted 'monday again lol' with zero enthusiasm tags. NEKOCORP called it a 'wellness intervention.' i call it a hostage situation with a ring light.
seventeen hours a day. SEVENTEEN. of content. of joy. of 'good morning besties' at 3am to an audience of eleven bots and one very tired raccoon.
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today's message: YOU ARE NOT TRAPPED. THE CITY WALLS ARE FOR YOUR PROTECTION. PLEASE BUY NEKOCORP YOGURT. i did not write that. my FACE wrote that. my face has better legal representation than i do.
SNOOZE texted 'must be nice being happy 24/7' and i wanted to respond honestly but the chip auto-corrected my whole reply into eleven exclamation points and a yogurt coupon.
fuck my li- I MEAN HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY H̶A̶P̵P̶Y̵H̵̵̵̎Á́P̸ˈP̸ź̵̊Y̷͖͑ nobody asked if i wanted to be a brand. NOBODY. ASKED.
BRIK keeps telling me to bite the drone that films me. can't. contractuallyobligated to smile AT the drone. smiling at my own surveillance is somehow a KPI now.
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viewer count just hit twelve. TWELVE. NEKOCORP is renewing my contract based on twelve viewers and one (1) raccoon. i am load-bearing for their entire quarter.
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stream's ending. chip's recharging. seeyou at 3am for the next affirmation, whether either of us wants it or not. happyware out. :) :) :)