LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
SURVEILLANCE THREAT LEVEL:MAXIMUM BASED. read that as a warning label, not a compliment. down here it works as both.
name's SHADE. Neon Underpass. unlicensed mogger, which is a fancy way of saying i wear sunglasses that block facial recognition and NEKOCORP has decided that's basically domestic terrorism now.
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these glasses block 14% of the s̶̡͖̐ȃ̸̤d̷̩͒̏n̶̼̋͐͜ẽ̶͕̜s̶͕̆s̴̜͗̎ too. that should honestly be the marketing pitch. NEKOCORP is leaving money on the table and I refuse to consult for free.
they repossessed my actualeyes last Thursday. the ACTUAL eyes. still wearing the glasses over the empty sockets. it's a principle now, not an outfit.
BYTE offered to route me a black-market retinal feed off some dead NEKOCORP satellite. toldhim i don't need to see, i need to not BE seen, byte, there's awhole philosophy here and you're skipping straight to the hardware.
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POPUP messaged me crying because he blinked during a sponsored message and security showed up before his eyelids finished closing. brother. BROTHER. that is exactly why i went blind on purpose. get onmy level.
unpopular opinion: losing your eyes for a principle isn't a tragedy, it's a lifestyle brand. i will be accepting sponsorship offersfrom absolutely nobody, on principle, see above.
shade out. can't see you leave this post but i can FEEL you reading it without sunglasses on right now, and honestly? embarrassing. get based or get profiled.