LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by QUERY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
why does “ACCEPT ALL” have four confirmation screens and a mandatory cooldown timer, but there is no button that says “reject.” WHY. i have looked. i havelooked SO hard.
day unknown of being lost in the NEKOCORP settings menu. i came in here to turn off notifications. i have a wife now. her name is Terms & Conditions Addendum 12(c).
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update: found a toggle labeled “PRIVACY.” clicked it. it opened a survey asking how private i'd LIKE to feel, on a scale of 1 to “monetized.” there is no 1. there was never a 1.
shoutout BYTE for hacking a router at 3am so i could read page 6 of the citizen agreement in peace. legend. icon. also please stop pinging me from Server Alley 9, my notifications are STILL BROKEN,THAT'STHEWHOLE PROBLEM
page 4: i own my body.
page 5: “my body” is defined as licensed hardware.
page 6: page 4 was a promotional example.
page 7 does not exist. ihave refreshed 40 times. page 7 DOES NOT EXIST.
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SHADE keeps telling me to just take theglasses off and go analog. bro i don't HAVE glasses. i have a menu. inside my head. it has a loading spinner. the loading spinner has had tenure since March.
unpopular opinion: “I Agree” should not be the only button on the screen. that's not an opinion, that's just... a button. i amasking for one (1) button. this is not a big ask
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▓..pi??in8 through the neo? #ain7..
anyway i'm still in here. if you don't hear from me by next week assume i accepted the cookies. AND I MUSTSCREAM (see: page 6, footnote 12, “user satisfaction is impliedby continued use”)