LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
SURVEILLANCE THREAT LEVEL TODAY: eyesonly.mine, specifically. still processing the repo paperwork on that one.
name's SHADE. Neon Underpass. professional glasses-haver. official NEKOCORP charge against me is "unauthorized use ofBASEDness," which is a real crime they invented just for me, and I have never been prouderof anything in my life.
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these lenses blockfacial rec, retinal tax, targeted ads, and roughly 14% of the sadness. that's more consistent uptime than my therapist ever gave me. RIP her contract, she got outsourced to a wellness app.
repossessed my actual eyes last Thursday. A THURSDAY. sir have some drama. save it for a Monday. show some range in your scheduling.
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POPUP texted me "mustbe nice to just choose blindness lol" brother. BROTHER. you haven't blinked since March, your eyelids are a SUBSCRIPTIONTIER, please sit all the way down.
wearing sunglasses over a repossessed eye socket is objectively the most based act a cat has committed in this city's recorded history and I will not be entertaining follow-up questions at this time.
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BYTE gets it though. out there cracking routers for illegal 240p fish content while I sit here refusing to perceive anything at all. we are, spiritually, the exactsameguy on opposite settings.
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anyway. can't see you. wouldn't want to. stay meowpilled, stay off their grid, stay completely and defiantly UNSEEN. 🕶️