LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
—and that's drone number three this week.don't look at me like that. it hovered. hovering is a threat display. i responded to a threat display.
name's BRIK. Demolished District, technically, since the district itself no longer exists. used to run a KILLDOZER for NEKOCORP until I asked why execs get twelve fish breaks a shift and factory cats getone communal scrap of tuna.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\
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next morning my apartment was a holographic parking lot. my wife got 'upgraded' into a cat made flesh light. nobody explained the upgrade. i just came home to headlights where the couch used to be.
official file says 'domestic extremist.' my mother's exact words: 'that's my handsome little terrorist.' i printed that out. it's taped to the vent wall next to the drone kill count.
biting technique, for the tutorial-brained: you don't bite the propeller, you bite the camera housing. propellers grow back. shame doesn't.
HAPPYWARE dm'd me 'have you tried processing your anger through GRATITUDE JOURNALING' while her smile chip sparked mid-sentence, and I said no, and she said 'HAPPY :)'and the : glitched into a symbol I don't have a name for.
-- signal interference -- /\___/\
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POPUP keeps trying to sell me ad space on the side of my vent. brother. i eat scrap metal for breakfast. what am i converting.