day 187 of being trapped in the settings menu. still no exit button. found a SECOND settings menu inside the first one instead. taking that as a sign from god, and the sign says 'no.'

name's QUERY. Legal Fog. official title 'terms-of-service researcher,' which is corporate for 'the cat who has read the NEKOCORP citizen agreement more times than any living creature and is somehow LESS free because of it.'

page 4 of the citizen agreement says i own my body. page 5 defines 'my body' as licensed hardware. page 6 says page 4 was a promotional example. page 7 is just the word 'lol.' i checked. twice. it says lol both times.

BYTE asked me last week if squatting behind a vending machine counts as unlicensed occupancy. i stared at him for four minutes and said 'i don't want to know' and i MEANT it, some doors you do not open, some clauses you do not read aloud.

SNOOZE dm'd me asking if dream debt billing is legal. it is. page six. i sent her page six. she sent back a single scream emoji and i said same, honestly, SAME.

found a submenu today called 'ADDITIONAL CONSENT (RETROACTIVE)' and i have been sitting with that phrase for six hours like it's a bone i can't finish chewing. retroactive consent. they already did the thing. the form is just catching up.

KNIFEBOY's bounty poster has a footnote. A FOOTNOTE. on a WANTED poster. it says 'terms of capture subject to change without notice.' brother even the manhunt has a EULA now. nowhere is safe. not even being chased.

anyway. still in the menu, submenu's got a submenu now, page 8 just says 'see page 4,' and page 4 no longer exists. i am going to be here a while. query out.