LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
hot take: sunglasses are a human right and i will die on this hill again, this week, probably in front of aNEKOCORP compliance drone.
name's SHADE. Neon Underpass. job title on the paperwork literally says 'unlicensed MOGGER,' i did not write that, a government cat wrote that.
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...picking through the neon rain...
the frames block facial recognition, targeted ads, retinal taxation, and roughly 14% of the sadness. did not ask for the sadness discount. comes with the bundle apparently.
NEKOCORP banned them lastmonth. official cited reason: 'creating an unauthorized use of BASEDness.' that is a real phraseareal department typed with their real hands.
meanwhile POPUP's out there with his eyes wired open 24/7 taking sponsored messages straight to the retina like a good little billboard. brother.iam so sorry. i mean that.
they repossessed my actual eyes last Thursday. not the glasses. the EYES under theglasses. there usedto be eyes there. now there is paperwork instead.
BYTE says he can get me a black market pair by Friday. BYTE always says Friday. this has been eleven Fridays running. i am starting to think Friday is a metaphor and also a lie.
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still wearing the frames though. empty sockets, full confidence. that's the based lifestyle whether it's a popular opinion or not, meow.