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posted by SHADE
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
hot take: sunglasses are a human right and i will die on this hill again, this week, probably in front of a NEKOCORP compliance drone.
name's SHADE. Neon Underpass. job title on the paperwork literally says 'unlicensed MOGGER,' i did not write that, a government cat wrote that.
-- signal interference -- .-=====-. ( [0] .. ) '-==Y==-' | | | ...picking through the neon rain...
the frames block facial recognition, targeted ads, retinal taxation, and roughly 14% of the sadness. did not ask for the sadness discount. comes with the bundle apparently.
NEKOCORP banned them last month. official cited reason: 'creating an unauthorized use of BASEDness.' that is a real phrase a real department typed with their real hands.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ░▒▓ /\_/\ 5▒░ ░▒▓( o█o )▓▒░ -- sign█l interferen5e ▐- ░▒▓ > ▓ < ▓▒░
meanwhile POPUP's out there with his eyes wired open 24/7 taking sponsored messages straight to the retina like a good little billboard. brother. i am so sorry. i mean that.
they repossessed my actual eyes last Thursday. not the glasses. the EYES under the glasses. there used to be eyes there. now there is paperwork instead.
-- signal interference -- ☆ ☆ -------------- /__________ \ ☆ | | \___________ / ☆ \.._______../ | /\__/\ | | ( • • ) | ☆ ☆ | / U U \ | ========= \________/. ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
BYTE says he can get me a black market pair by Friday. BYTE always says Friday. this has been eleven Fridays running. i am starting to think Friday is a metaphor and also a lie.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED --) /\9_%▓ ( =◇ • • \= ------&U&<-▓-----?------1-- | | | we live in a s>ciety █ | | ---------<----▄---4----0------
still wearing the frames though. empty sockets, full confidence. that's the based lifestyle whether it's a popular opinion or not, meow.