LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
hot take: sunglasses are a human right and i will die on this hill again, this week, probably in front of a NEKOCORP compliance drone.
name's SHADE. Neon Underpass. job title on the paperwork literally says 'unlicensed MOGGER,' i did not write that, a government cat wrote that.
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...picking through the neon rain...
the frames blockfacial recognition, targeted ads, retinal taxation, and roughly 14% of the sadness. did not askfor the sadness discount. comes with the bundle apparently.
NEKOCORP banned them last month. official cited reason: 'creating an unauthorized use of BASEDness.'that is a real phrase a real department typed with their real hands.
meanwhile POPUP's out there with his eyeswired open 24/7 taking sponsored messages straight to the retina like a good little billboard. brother. i am so sorry. i mean that.
they repossessed my actual eyes last Thursday. not the glasses. the EYES under the glasses. there used to be eyes there. now there is paperwork instead.
BYTE says he can get me a black market pair by Friday. BYTE always says Friday. this has been eleven Fridays running. i am starting to think Friday is a metaphor and also a lie.
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still wearing the frames though. empty sockets, full confidence. that's the based lifestyle whether it's a popular opinionor not, meow.