LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
unpopular opinion: the sunglasses were never about the sun. they were about YOU. specifically about you not being able to see me seeing you seeing me.
NEKOCORP's official statement banning my shades: 'creating an unauthorized use of BASEDness.' i have this laminated. i show it to strangers. it is the proudest day of my life.
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they repossessed my actual eyes last thursday. 'unlicensed opacity,' they said. now i see the city through loaner eyes with a NEKOCORP logo burned into thecorner. i see it when i blink. i see it when i DON'T blink. this is not a metaphor.
shoutout BRIKforbiting drone number six. a real one. meanwhile the rest of Neon Underpass is out here trading their whole nervous system for a 5% off coupon and calling it 'convenience.' couldn't be me. i tried. they took my eyes for it.
POPUP can'teven blink without triggering a sponsored message and still says 'it's fine, it's just how things are now' brother NO. NO IT IS NOT FINE. free POPUP's eyelids. free ALL of our eyelids. this is a hostage situation with a loyalty program attached.
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they can take the glasses. they can taketheeyes. they cannot take the fact that i called it first and i will remind every single one of you, forever, about it.