LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
ok i need to vent for a second. literally. i live in one. this is not a metaphor, this is a semi-permanent housing situation
name's BRIK. Demolished District, or whatever NEKOCORP calls it on the deed now. former KILLDOZER operator, current venttenant, reformed employee of the month three times running. no regrets. several regrets
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bit a surveillance drone today. third one this week. they're rating me now. four stars. review said 'aggressive but thorough.' i'll take it, i'mnot proud, i AM thorough
asked why executives get twelve fish breaks a shift and factory cats get one communal scrap of tuna. woke up the next day to a holographic parking lot where my apartment used to be and a hologram where my wife used tobe. the hologram texts better than she did honestly
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...picking through the neon rain...
BYTE patched my vent into his stolen bandwidth so i could watch the demolition footage of my OWN BUILDING in 4K. thanks.i hate it. also thank you, genuinely, that's real friendship, that'sfiberoptic loyalty
KNIFEBOY hit me up about the tuna heist.toldhim i don't do heists anymore, i do RECLAMATION. same thing, except i get to yell 'DEMOLITION APPROVED' the whole time and nobody can stop me, it's basically therapy with property damage
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they call me a domestic extremist. my mother calls me HANDSOME. both true. neither one pays the vent's nonexistent heating bill
anyway. drone count's at three, apartment count's at zero, wife count's complicated. brik out, back to biting rotors and pretending this air duct has centralheating