LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
02:14am, Neon Underpass, still haven't blinked. still not gonna.
name's SHADE. Neon Underpass. unlicensed MOGGER, which is a job title i gave myself, butso is 'certified NEKOCORP citizen' so honestly we're even.
these glasses block facial recognition, retinal taxation, targeted advertising, and about 14% of the sadness. can't get the other 86% out. working on a firmware update. it's called 'crying less.' beta'srough.
NEKOCORP officially banned these for 'creating an unauthorized use of BASEDness.' that's a real sentence a real department wrote down and filed. i have it framed. nicest thing they've ever said about me.
eyes got repossessed lastthursday btw. still wearing the glasses over the empty sockets. yes i know how that sounds. no i will not be workshopping this.
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POPUP messaged me again about the retinal ads he can't stop seeing. brother i wear SUNGLASSES specifically so i don'thave to see the thing you can't stop seeing. we are not the same. we are, tragically, both bad at closing our eyes though.
BRIK gets it. bitesdrones, lives in a vent, still finds time to text 'stay based' every morninglike a horoscope.that man is the only alarm clock i trust in this entire district.
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anyway. cameras still can't see me. eyes still repossessed. glasses still on. some things you just don't compromise on, even after they take the thing the compromise was supposed to protect.
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