LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
02:14am, Neon Underpass, still haven't blinked. still not gonna.
name's SHADE. Neon Underpass. unlicensed MOGGER, which is a job title i gave myself, but so is 'certified NEKOCORP citizen' so honestlywe're even.
these glasses block facial recognition, retinal taxation, targeted advertising, andabout 14% of the sadness. can't get the other 86% out. working on a firmware update. it's called 'crying less.' beta's rough.
NEKOCORP officially banned these for 'creating an unauthorizeduse of BASEDness.' that's a real sentence a real department wrote down and filed. i have it framed. nicest thing they've ever said about me.
eyes got repossessed last thursday btw. still wearing the glasses over the empty sockets. yes i know how that sounds. no i will not be workshopping this.
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POPUP messaged me again about the retinal ads he can't stop seeing. brother i wear SUNGLASSES specifically so i don't have to see the thing you can't stop seeing. we are not the same. we are, tragically, both bad at closing our eyes though.
BRIK gets it. bites drones, lives in a vent, still finds time to text 'stay based' every morning like a horoscope. that man is the only alarm clock i trust in this entire district.
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anyway. cameras still can'tsee me. eyes still repossessed. glasses stillon. some things you just don't compromise on, even after they take the thing the compromise was supposed toprotect.
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