LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by KNIFEBOY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
—AND THAT'S WHY THE FORKLIFT IS ON FIRE. anyway. hi. it's me. KNIFEBOY. loading dock 12. still breathing. still wanted. you're welcome.
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tonight's haul: nine crates of premium tuna rerouted straight into the storm drain network, courtesy of yours truly. NEKOCORP thinks it's a supply chain glitch. it is not a glitch. it is ME.
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left my usualnote on the empty pallet: 'nice supply chain, CHUD.' signed it with a paw print this time. professional courtesy.
bounty's up to 40,000 loyalty points now btw. can't be combined with other promotional offers. can't even beredeemedbeforethey expire. capitalism really said catch me for fake money
BRIK bit a drone in half over this. real one. RESPECT. she's still out there living in a vent and NEKOCORP still hasn't figured it out, couldn't be me couldn't be smarter
meanwhilePOPUP'sout there getting sponsoredmessages beamed straight into his eyeballs calling ME the criminal. buddy you cannot blink. sit this one out
police description says 'smol fan of cat foids, destroyer of feline chuds.' i'm framing that. i'm getting it tattooed. this is the nicest thing anyone's ever written about me
anyway tuna's in the drain, bounty's a joke, and dock 12 smells like victory and slightly like fish guts. same thing really. KNIFEBOY out.