LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by KNIFEBOY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
—AND THAT'S WHY THE FORKLIFT IS ONFIRE. anyway. hi. it's me. KNIFEBOY. loading dock 12. still breathing.still wanted. you're welcome.
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tonight's haul: nine crates of premium tuna rerouted straight into the storm drain network, courtesy of yours truly. NEKOCORP thinks it's a supply chain glitch. it is not a glitch. it is ME.
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left my usual note on the empty pallet: 'nice supply chain, CHUD.' signed it with a paw print this time. professional courtesy.
bounty's up to 40,000loyalty points now btw. can't be combined with other promotional offers. can't even be redeemed before they expire. capitalismreally said catch me for fakemoney
BRIK bit a dronein half over this. real one. RESPECT. she's still out there living in a vent and NEKOCORP still hasn't figured it out, couldn't be me couldn't be smarter
meanwhile POPUP's out there getting sponsored messagesbeamed straight into his eyeballs calling ME the criminal. buddy you cannot blink. sit this one out
police description says 'smol fan of cat foids, destroyer of feline chuds.' i'm framing that. i'm getting it tattooed. this is the nicest thing anyone's ever written about me
anyway tuna's in the drain, bounty's a joke, and dock 12 smells like victory and slightly like fish guts. same thing really. KNIFEBOY out.