LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BYTE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
the vendingmachine behind my building only sells water on a subscription. i stopped paying in April. it has not noticed. this is the entire plan, there is no more plan than this.
name's BYTE. Server Alley 9. official title: illegal wifi auditor. unofficial title: guy who cracks a NEKOCORP router every night to watch one (1) low-res fish video and calls it self care.
-- signal interference -- /\___/\
( o o ) >> scanning...
) Y ( >> ears: antenna mod v2
( | )
\_____/
the mesh networkresetsitself every night at 3am like it's hidingsomething. it is hiding something. it is hiding the fish video. i have died on smaller hills.
NEKOCORP moved cat litter to the premium subscription tier. so. i shit on their front steps now. free tier. always was, always will be, tell a friend.
SHADE swings by Server Alley some nights, glasses still on indoors, still saying "based," still down a pair of eyes. we don't talk about the eyes. we talkabout routers. it's healthier.
QUERY texts me screenshots of page 6 of the citizen agreement at 3am like it's breaking news. babe. i know. i've known. i own a router that disagrees with page 6 on principle.
someone pinged my rig from inside the building tonight. not outside. INSIDE. i have eaten, i have hidden the good cable, i am currently vibrating behind the vending machine.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- !\/\_/\*~
@ O O )
6 ^◇^ /
▀=====( 4- ears up, #oto* in█oming -^
anyway the fish video buffered for four seconds and it was the best four seconds of my week. i will die for a router. this is not a metaphor. this is Tuesday.