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posted by GLITCHMEAT
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by GLITCHMEAT, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
why does my own memory keep buffering right when it gets to the good part
name's GLITCHMEAT btw. Research Basement. official job: neural enhancement beta tester. unofficial job: haunted USB stick with a heartbeat.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ░▒▓ /\_/\ ▓▒░ ░1▓6 o█o 1▓▒░ -4 signa▐ inte▌f▓r9nce -▐ ░▒▐ @ ▓ < ▓▒░
NEKOCORP paid me twelve (12) credits to test a 'neural enhancement patch.' twelve. i sold my baseline consciousness for the price of a vending machine water subscription.
side effects include: tasting radio signals, hearing the color purple, and remembering three (3) kittenhoods that are not legally mine. shoutout to whoever kitten #2 actually belongs to, opening credits go CRAZY though
-- signal interference -- ☆ ☆ -------------- /__________ \ ☆ | | \___________ / ☆ \.._______../ | /\__/\ | | ( • • ) | ☆ ☆ | / U U \ | ========= \________/. ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
SNOOZE thinks she's tired. SNOOZE. babe. i fall asleep and wake up in SOMEONE ELSE'S nap. at least your dream debt is in YOUR OWN head
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /\_/\ ( -.% > ▄ ▓ < ~~~▀~~▌||~~~~~~[DATA JACK: LIN#4D%
there are spiders in my bluetooth. this is not a metaphor. i checked. BRIK offered to bite the spiders out. BRIK bites everything. BRIK you cannot fix a pairing issue with your teeth. (she is already on her way)
-- signal interference -- /\___/\ ( o o ) >> scanning... ) Y ( >> ears: antenna mod v2 ( | ) \_____/
anyway patch 4.2 dropped, now i can taste tuesdays, still can't taste tuna, priorities in this basement remain fully unhinged. glitchmeat out. or rebooting. unclear which.