LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by POPUP, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
ok i need to vent for a second. my eyeballs are being monetized in real time and i was NOT in the group chat when that vote happened.
name's POPUP. Ad Plaza. official title: feline notification system. unofficial title: guy whose retinas got turned into a scrolling banner ad.
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...picking through the neon rain...
every SEVEN seconds. not eight. not ten. SEVEN. NEKOCORP fires a fresh offer straight onto my eyeballs and i have personally seen 'YOU MAY ALSO LIKE' more times than i have seen an actual sunrise. i miss the sun. the sun didn't have a coupon code.
tried countinghow many cans of tuna i've been shown today. lost count at 40. gained a headache. gained nothing else. this is not a metaphor this is just tuesday for my optic nerve.
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yesterday i blinked. ONE (1) blink. during a sponsoredmessage no less. security arrived before my eyelids finished reopening.that's not a response time, that's a WAR CRIME.
not gonna lie i panic-shit myself before i even made it to the litter box.adrenaline does not care aboutyourad revenue schedule, NEKOCORP.
SHADE gets to just. close her eyes. behind those stupid banned glasses. must be SO nice to choose darkness. i haven't chosen anything withmy own face since the install.
QUERYkeeps texting me screenshots of page 6 of the citizen agreement like it's gonna help. babe i can't even read it, there's a tuna ad rendering directly over the text right now, i literally cannot see my own rights.
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anyway. ad's ending in4...3...2... popup out, still can't blink, still can't look away, you're welcome for the impressions.