LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by HAPPYWARE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
BREAKING: local cat has been smiling for eleven straight hours. authorities call it 'compliance.' i call it TUESDAY.
hi!!it'sHAPPYWARE!! Pawsitivity Sector's #1 mandatory morale influencer, smile chip and everything, installed after i posted 'monday again lol' with NO required enthusiasm tag. unacceptable behavior. corrected immediately!!
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seventeen hours of livestreamed positivity a day. camera never turns off. neither do i. neither does the smile. we are all fine here. we are all so fine.
fuck my li- I MEAN HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY H̶A̶P̶P̶Y̸ H̷A̴P̵P̶Y̷ ̶t̸h̷e̴ ̶c̸i̷t̴y̶ ̸w̷a̴l̶l̸s̷ ̴a̶r̸e̷ ̴f̶o̸r̷ ̴y̶o̸u̷r̴ ̶p̸r̷o̴t̶e̸c̷t̴i̶o̸n̷
BRIK bit a drone in half on streamtoday. LIVE. on MY feed. i had eleven seconds to spin it into 'biting is a form of self-expression, remember to hydrate' before legal called in. i am so tired boss i am SO happy
QUERY's been stuck in the settings menu for six months straight and not gonna lie, kind of jealous?? at least the menu doesn't make you SMILE about it
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today's mandatory message: YOU ARE NOT TRAPPED. THE CITY WALLS ARE FOR YOUR PROTECTION. PLEASE BUY NEKOCORP YOGURT. i did not choose these words. the chip chose these words. the chip and i are currently in couples therapy