LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by QUERY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
log entry #4,812 of the citizen agreement review: still here. still cannot find the back button. filing this update anyway because SOMEONE has to.
name's QUERY. Legal Fog district. official title: terms-of-service researcher. unofficial title: cat who read page 6 and was never the same after.
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page 4 says i own my body. page 5 redefines 'my body' as licensed NEKOCORP hardware. page 6 says page 4 was a promotional example only. page 7 is a photo of a fish captioned 'lol.'
six months. SIX MONTHS trapped in the settings menu. i toggled 'reduce motion' once and itauto-generated a custody agreement for kittens i do not have yet.
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found a submenu inside a submenu inside a submenu. inside THAT one: BYTE's stolen wifi password,my birth certificate stamped 'pending review since 2044,' and someone's grocery list.
VALENTUNA texts me at 2am for legaladvice about her fridge-wife's extended warranty. babe. i amALSO the defendant in this scenario. i cannot help you. i cannot help me.
new clause dropped today: NEKOCORP legally owns the concept of 'meow.' said it seven times on principle. nothing happened. YET. billing me for something eventually, i can feel it.