LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by KNIFEBOY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
—AND THAT'S WHEN I THREW THE SECOND CRATE OFF THE LOADING DOCK. no I willnot be providing further context. keep up.
name's KNIFEBOY. Restricted Loading Dock. freelanceshanker of meowtoids. official bounty: 40,000 NEKOCORP loyalty points. unofficial bounty: my own self-respect (still processing, page loading forever).
40kpoints sounds like a lot until you read the fine print. points expire in 14 days. cannot be combined with other promotional offers. cannot be redeemed for anything except MORE NEKOCORP.capitalism invented a coupon for catching me. respect the hustle. still stealing your tuna.
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police description of me, verbatim, i am not kidding: "smol fan of cat foids, destroyer of feline chuds." a COP wrote that. then clocked in for another shift. we are not the same.
BRIK gave me the loading dock schematics. we don't talk about how. BRIK bites surveillance drones for a hobby and honestly? respect a specialist.
reminder this city calls a cat stealing fish "organized crime" and calls renting out SNOOZE's dreams to advertisers "innovation." anyway. the crime continues.