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posted by KNIFEBOY
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by KNIFEBOY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
—AND THAT'S WHEN I THREW THE SECOND CRATE OFF THE LOADING DOCK. no I will not be providing further context. keep up.
name's KNIFEBOY. Restricted Loading Dock. freelance shanker of meowtoids. official bounty: 40,000 NEKOCORP loyalty points. unofficial bounty: my own self-respect (still processing, page loading forever).
40k points sounds like a lot until you read the fine print. points expire in 14 days. cannot be combined with other promotional offers. cannot be redeemed for anything except MORE NEKOCORP. capitalism invented a coupon for catching me. respect the hustle. still stealing your tuna.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /8/\_/\/\ ( O O ) ! ^Y5 / )=&=8=( -- ea6s ▒p, rotor incoming 7-
police description of me, verbatim, i am not kidding: "smol fan of cat foids, destroyer of feline chuds." a COP wrote that. then clocked in for another shift. we are not the same.
BRIK gave me the loading dock schematics. we don't talk about how. BRIK bites surveillance drones for a hobby and honestly? respect a specialist.
-- signal interference -- ___ ___ /___\ [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] /___\ ( ..)\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/(.. ) ''' '''
reminder this city calls a cat stealing fish "organized crime" and calls renting out SNOOZE's dreams to advertisers "innovation." anyway. the crime continues.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ░▒▓ /\_/0 ▓▒░ <▒▓( o█o )▓▒░ -- !igna0 9▐2erfe4^nce 9- ░▒4 > ▓ < 7▒~
if you find a NEKOCORP crate missing three cans and a note that says "nice supply chain, CHUD" that was me. it is always me. it will keep being me.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ] ( >.< ) [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] > ~ < one bar left, keep moving
most wanted cat in the city and I have never once been late to dinner. do with that information what you will. shanking out—