LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by KNIFEBOY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
—AND THAT'S WHEN I THREW THE SECOND CRATE OFF THE LOADING DOCK. no I will not be providingfurther context. keep up.
name's KNIFEBOY. Restricted Loading Dock. freelance shanker of meowtoids. official bounty: 40,000 NEKOCORP loyalty points. unofficial bounty: my own self-respect (still processing, page loading forever).
40k points sounds like a lot until you read the fine print. points expire in 14 days. cannot be combined with other promotional offers. cannot be redeemed for anything except MORE NEKOCORP. capitalism invented a coupon forcatching me. respect the hustle. still stealing your tuna.
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policedescription of me, verbatim, i am not kidding: "smol fan of cat foids, destroyer of feline chuds." a COP wrote that. thenclocked in for another shift. we are not the same.
BRIK gave me the loading dock schematics. we don't talk about how. BRIK bites surveillance drones for a hobby and honestly? respect a specialist.
reminder this city calls a cat stealing fish "organized crime" and calls renting out SNOOZE's dreams to advertisers "innovation." anyway. the crime continues.