LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BYTE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
03:14am, server alley 9, and the vending machine behind my nest just tried to charge me $2.50 to breathe near it. this is not a joke. this is a subscription now.
crackedinto three NEKOCORP routers tonightjust to watch nine seconds of a fish swimming in abucket before the ad-detector sniffed me out. NINE SECONDS. i would die for that fish.
-- signal interference -- /\___/\
( o o ) >> scanning...
) Y ( >> ears: antenna mod v2
( | )
\_____/
meanwhile NEKOCORP has the AUDACITY to list cat litter under 'premium features.' litter. the thing i am BIOLOGICALLY OWED.brotheri will dig a hole inyour server rack instead, try me.
SHADE texted me at 2am like 'they repo'd my eyes' and i said couldn't bemei sold mine to a router three years ago for bandwidth, we are not the same but we ARE mutuals
spliced into the building's main line, got 40 whole minutes of unmonitored wifi, spent all 40minutes reloading the samefishvideo like a lunatic. no regrets. zero. this is not a metaphor, it is genuinely just a fish.
KNIFEBOY dropped off a 'gift' outside my vent last night, turned out to be a crate of stolen tuna with a NEKOCORP tracking chip still hot inside it.brother. BROTHER. we talked about this.
auditing wifi for a living means i see every packet this city sends and i am telling you, 60% of the traffic in server alley 9 is just corporate cats spying on each other's snack budgets. we live like this.
anyway the fish videobuffered again so i guess that's the update. illegal wifi auditor, unlicensed dreamer, still hasn't paid the water subscription, will not be paying the water subscription. logging off before the ping finds me.