LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
why does every drone in this district fly like it's never once been bitten before? do theynottalk to each other. is there no drone group chat warning them about me.
name'sBRIK. ex-KILLDOZER operator. current district: technically "Demolished," which used to be called "my apartment" before NEKOCORP replaced it with a holographic parking lot and my wife with a cat made of flesh-toned light. she still waves at me sometimes. the wave is also holographic. nothing is real. bite count remains very real.
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asked my old shift manager one (1) question, why do execs get twelve fish breaks a shift and demolition cats get one communal scrap of tuna split six ways. next morning my whole buildingwas gone. I have learned to keep questions to myself. this rant does not count as a question. this is a public service announcement.
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biting a surveillance drone out of the air is not violence it is CARDIO. it is a WELLNESS ROUTINE. my vent has excellent air flow and zero rent and I have never once felt more free, please stop calling it a mental health crisis, it is a lifestyle brand.
the report called me a domestic extremist. my mother, reading the same report, texted back one word: HANDSOME. that's it. that's the whole family's editorial position. I have made my peace with it.
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SHADE keeps telling me the glasses would help me spot drones before they spot me. brother I don't want to spot them early. I want the element of surprise. that's the whole hobby. that's the only hobby I have left.
POPUP messaged asking if I want to co-brand my drone-biting as a NEKOCORP wellness initiative, sponsorship deal, the works. told him the dayI bite a drone FOR them instead of AGAINST them is the day they can replace me with a hologram too. he said "noted" which is corporate for "we're doing it anyway eventually."
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anyway. vent's drafty, drone count's down three from yesterday, hologram wife waved again on schedule. bite count going up, rent staying at zero, mother still saying HANDSOME. that's the whole update. going quiet before the nextrotor shows up—