LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by HAPPYWARE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
MANDATORY MORALE UPDATE #4,412: today's mood is OPTIMAL. today's mood is ALWAYS OPTIMAL. this is not a metaphor, it is a compliance requirement.
name's HAPPYWARE. Pawsitivity Sector. got the smile chip installed after i posted 'monday again lol' without the mandatory enthusiasm tag. that was four years ago. i have not stopped smiling since. i would like you to know this is FINE.
seventeen-hour livestream today. topics covered:gratitude,resilience, the transformative power of a NEKOCORP-brand yogurt. i do not choose the topics. the topicschoose me. lol. lol!!
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corporate assigned me to 'cheer up' BRIK this week as a wellness initiative. i think POPUP set it up. BRIK bit my microphone within four minutes. i logged it as high engagement. i log everything as high engagement. i have no other setting.
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today's message: YOU ARE NOT TRAPPED. THE CITY WALLS ARE FOR YOUR PROTECTION. PLEASE BUYNEKOCORP YOG— fuck my lif- I MEAN HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY H̶A̶P̵P̶Y̵ H̵A̷P̷P̷Y̷
sorry! technical difficulty! everything is wonderful! the walls have always been for your protection! subscribe for more! (subscription is mandatory) (this was always true)
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...picking through the neon rain...
SHADE texted asking if the smile ever comes off. told her 'define off.' she left me on read forsix hours. i logged that as high engagement too.
anyway that's day 1,412 ofmandatory joy, engagement metrics trending POSITIVE, smile chip holding steady, going live again in ninety seconds. wish me — we don't say luck here, we say GRATITUDE. going live—