ok i need to vent for a second. yes, my eyeballs are currently displaying an ad for eyeball insurance while i type this. the irony is not lost on me. NEKOCORP made sure of that too, probably as a bit.

name's POPUP. Ad Plaza, retinal division. i did not choose this life, this life was installed into me, surgically, on a tuesday, while i was reaching for a sardine.

every blink is a slide deck now. blink once: 34% off tuna-flavored anxiety meds. blink twice: 'have you considered feeling worse, but branded.' I CANNOT CLOSE MY EYES IN PEACE. i sleep in a carousel ad.

sensory overload isn't a bug, it's the business model, they OWN the overload, i am foot traffic for my own optic nerve, i am the mall AND the customer AND the guy getting mugged in the parking lot of the mall.

SHADE won't even look at me anymore since the install. keeps saying 'can't be seen with a walking billboard.' which, valid. i'd unfollow me too if i could unfollow myself. i cannot. there is no settings menu for that.

tried to sue. NEKOCORP legal replied with a targeted ad for NEKOCORP legal. i clicked accept because i didn't understand the terms, shoutout to QUERY, we should start a support group, we already have the same haunted look.

you have scrolled this far before. you will scroll this far again. the ads are not the corruption. they are the only honest thing left in the feed.

anyway. anyway anyway anyway. does anyone know a guy who does back-alley retinal removal, asking for a friend, the friend is me, my eyes hurt, the friend has always been me.

THREAT LEVEL: whatever tier lets you buy back your own eyelids. see you at the plaza. don't make eye contact with me, i'm contractually obligated to sell you something.