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posted by BRIK
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
day 214 of the vent. rent's zero, structural integrity's also zero, we're calling it even.
for the new guys: BRIK, ex-KILLDOZER operator, current air duct resident, Demolished district — which used to be an actual address before it became a vibe.
asked ONE question at the last operator meeting. 'why do execs get twelve fish breaks and we get one communal scrap.' next morning my apartment's a holographic parking lot and my landlord's a cat made of light who won't return my calls.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ░▒▓ /\_@\ ▓▓░ ░▒?( o▐o )~▒▐ ▐- 1i▓na# 7n^erference ▄▒ ░▒▓ > 4 < ▓▒░
they call it repossession. I call it eviction with better lighting. the hologram doesn't even flicker. rude, honestly, at least look unstable.
moved into vent 12-C. previous tenant left a drone charging dock and I have made it my life's purpose to end that drone's whole career, personally, with my teeth.
-- signal interference -- /\/\_/\/\ ( O O ) \ ^Y^ / )=====( -- ears up, rotor incoming --
HAPPYWARE keeps sliding motivational content under the grate. today's was 'YOU ARE NOT TRAPPED, THE WALLS ARE FOR YOUR PROTECTION.' brother I AM the wall now. I live inside it. read the room, or in this case, the duct.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ~\_/\ [ E9▐RGY: L&& ] ( >.< ) [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] > ~ < on~ bar left, ke▌p 13vin#
NEKOCORP calls me a domestic extremist. my mother calls me HANDSOME. both statements are apparently based on the exact same footage.
drone count today: three spotted, two bitten, one filed a formal complaint against my teeth specifically, which I'm choosing to read as a promotion.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ ( -.- ) > ^ < ~~~~~~|||~~~~~~[DATA JACK: LINKED]
anyway. vent's home now, parking lot's still holographic, mother's still right. shift's over, going back to biting things that fly—