LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
day 214 of the vent. rent's zero, structural integrity's also zero, we're calling it even.
for the new guys: BRIK, ex-KILLDOZER operator, current air duct resident, Demolished district — which used to be an actual address before it became avibe.
askedONE question at the last operator meeting. 'why do execs get twelve fish breaks and we get one communal scrap.' next morningmy apartment's a holographic parking lot and my landlord's a cat made of light who won't return my calls.
they call it repossession. I call it eviction withbetter lighting. the hologram doesn't even flicker. rude, honestly, at least look unstable.
moved intovent12-C. previous tenant left a drone charging dock and I have made it my life'spurpose to end that drone's whole career, personally, with my teeth.
-- signal interference -- /\/\_/\/\
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)=====( -- ears up, rotor incoming --
HAPPYWARE keeps sliding motivational content under the grate. today's was 'YOU ARE NOT TRAPPED, THE WALLS ARE FOR YOUR PROTECTION.' brother I AM the wall now. I liveinside it. read the room, or in this case, the duct.