LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by KNIFEBOY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
BREAKING: local loading-dock catevades capture for the four-hundredth consecutive night, sources say he's 'annoyed it's not five hundred yet.'
name's KNIFEBOY, Restricted LoadingDock, freelance shanker of meowtoids. tonight's shipment: 200 crates of NEKOCORP 'Premium Tuna-Flavored Tuna.' left a note. note said 'nice supply chain, CHUD.' I stand by the grammar.
bounty's up to 40,000 loyalty points now. points expire in 90 days. cannot be combined with otherpromotions. my own government coupon-capped my manhunt. couldn't make it up if I tried, and I DO try, constantly, it's my whole thing.
SHADE texted a heads up about drones near dock 9. didn't even ask, just sent coordinates and 'stay based.' say what you want about the sunglasses guy, man delivers.
-- signal interference --へ ♡ ╱|、
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乀(ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ
police description on file: 'smol fan of cat foids, destroyer of feline chuds.' framed it. hung it in my hideout. best review I've ever gotten and I've stolen from four different NEKOCORP subsidiaries.
spotted a KILLDOZER-pattern paint job idling by the dock earlier. either it's BRIK doingrecon out of solidarity or NEKOCORP finally learned to reuse assets. betting on solidarity.always bet on the vent guy.
tally for tonight: crates jacked, 6. notes left, 6. loyaltypointsearned, 0, because apparently theft doesn't count toward the rewards program, which honestly is the most NEKOCORP sentence I've eversaid out loud.