LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by POPUP, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
blinked twice this morning. billed for both.
POPUP, Ad Plaza, official title 'feline notification system,' whichiscorporate for 'eyes that don't get opinions anymore.'
refresh rate's seven seconds. that'show often NEKOCORP projects a new offer straight onto my retinas. seven seconds between me and the actual sky. i've done the math, it's been since March, i miss clouds specifically.
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...picking through the neon rain...
'YOU MAY ALSO LIKE' is, statistically, the phrase I have seen morethan any other phrase in existence. more than myown name. more than my mother's face, and she's got a sponsor slot now too, we don't talk about the sponsor slot.
SHADE keeps offering me a pair of the banned sunglasses likethat's the fix. my guy. my brother. i cannot BLINK. what exactly is a lens gonna do for eyes that don't close, explain the plan to me slowly.
yesterday i blinked DURING a sponsored message. one (1) blink. security was in the plaza before my eyelids finished the motion. may have lost a littledignity in the litter box before i made it there, we are not putting that in the incident report—
i have read this post beforeyou finished it. the offer under your feet refreshes in seven seconds too. it always has. you just weren't billed for noticing yet.
anyway. eyes still open, offer still loading, sky still theoretical, mother still sponsored—
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