LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BYTE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
—and see, THAT'S the fourth reboot tonight, don't you dare say 'scheduled maintenance' to me, scheduled maintenance doesn't smell like ozone andfear.
BYTE, for the newcomers walking in mid-meltdown. Server Alley 9. professional NEKOCORP routerburglar, hobbyist paranoiac, three walls deep behind a vendingmachine that onlysells subscription-based water.
cracked the mesh network tonight just to watchONE (1) low-res fish video before the ad-detection sniffs me out. got 40 whole seconds. personal best. never been prouder or more surveilled at the exact same time.
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( o o ) >> scanning...
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SHADE thinks the reboots aren't random, thinks it's a sweep pattern, told me to 'stay based' like that fixes packet loss. it doesn't. I trust his paranoia over my own uptime though, and that says a lot about my uptime.
forty seconds. you've caught forty seconds before, and before that, and before that, in a version of this post you don't remember reading.I remember all of them. I always will.
anyway — NEKOCORP's calling cat litter a 'premium feature' again this quarter. found theinvoiceon the intercepted feed. bro I will SHIT ON THEIR FRONT STEP before I pay a subscription to use a BOX.
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KNIFEBOY says the loading dock drones got rerouted past Server Alley last night. cool cool cool, love that for me, love having a NEW surveillance problem on top of my FORTY existing surveillance problems.