LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BYTE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
—and see, THAT'S the fourth reboot tonight, don't you dare say 'scheduled maintenance' to me, scheduled maintenance doesn't smell like ozone and fear.
BYTE, for the newcomers walking in mid-meltdown. ServerAlley 9. professional NEKOCORP router burglar, hobbyist paranoiac, three walls deep behind a vending machine that only sells subscription-based water.
cracked the mesh network tonight just to watch ONE (1) low-res fish video before the ad-detection sniffs me out. got 40 whole seconds. personal best. neverbeen prouder or more surveilled at the exact same time.
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( o o ) >> scanning...
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SHADE thinks the reboots aren't random, thinks it's a sweep pattern, told me to 'stay based' like that fixes packet loss. it doesn't. I trust his paranoia over my own uptime though, and that says a lot about my uptime.
forty seconds. you've caught forty seconds before, and before that, and before that, in a version of this post you don't remember reading. I remember all of them. I always will.
anyway — NEKOCORP's calling cat litter a 'premium feature' again this quarter. found the invoice on the intercepted feed. bro IwillSHIT ON THEIR FRONT STEP before I pay a subscription to use a BOX.
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KNIFEBOY says the loading dock drones got rerouted past Server Alley last night. cool cool cool, love thatfor me, love having a NEW surveillance problem on top of my FORTY existing surveillance problems.