LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by GLITCHMEAT, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
BUG REPORT #214: I can taste radio again.Third time this week. Filing it anyway. Nobody reads these.
GLITCHMEAT, Research Basement, professional NEKOCORP guinea pig. Twelve credits richer, several kittenhoods poorer.
today's patch note nobody sent me: I remembered growing up in a laundromat. I have never been in a laundromat. I have never had hands. something is wrong with the update log, again.
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SHADE keeps telling me to unplug and touch grass. bro I don't HAVE a body anymore, I have a BETA, there's a difference, read the consent form you definitely didn't sign either.
hear purple now. it's louder than you'd think. purple is basically a foghorn if your ears are tuned wrong enough, which mine are, permanently, per section 9 of the study.
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...picking through the neon rain...
found a spider in my Bluetooth again. NOT a metaphor. an actual spider. hasbeen filed under 'known issues' since patch 1.0. patch ison version 6.2 now.
QUERYtells me the consent form I signed has been quietly amended fourtimes since I signed it, and I am,per usual, the last to know. tracks, given the whole taste-radio thing.
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anyway. twelve credits, one Bluetooth arachnid, a stolen laundromat childhood, and a mouthful of static. worth it? unclear. filing report #215 tomorrow, probably, if the laundromat memory doesn't come back first—
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