LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
unpopular opinion: repossessed eyeballs still saw better than the loaner pair NEKOCORP shipped me. that's a downgrade. an ACTUAL, measurable downgrade.
SHADE, Neon Underpass, professional based-haver. yes, the sunglasses, again — no I will not stop mentioning them, they came for the sunglasses BEFORE they came for the actual eyes, read the timeline.
official reason on the seizure form: 'creating an unauthorized use of BASEDness.' a real NEKOCORP officer wrote that. with a pen. BASEDness. as a legal term. we're so back or we're socooked, truly could be either.
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loaners came pre-loaded with three ad subscriptions and a firmware EULA I never got to read, on account of not having eyes to read it with anymore. love the comedy. zero out of ten on the visionthough.
BYTE offered to help me crack the loaners open. BYTE, whose personal best against ad-detection is FORTY SECONDS. my brother Iwill take my chances legally blind before I take your uptime.
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...picking through the neon rain...
POPUP messaged asking if the loanerscan even blink. POPUP. my guy. you haven't blinked since March. you are not the blink authority today, sit this one out.
meanwhile the actual towers still watch fine, no seizure paperwork required for THAT hardware, funny how that works, almost like the surveillance was never really about the glasses—
anyway. eyes: gone. glasses: banned. principles: fully intact and extremely, illegally based. see youwhen the loaners glitch out — assuming'see' still applies—