LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
why does the vending drone always hoverdirectly above wherever i'm sleeping. always. i have relocated FOUR times. it finds me. i think it's in love with me. i think it's also billing me for the privilege.
no chip, no district, noboss, could be anyone reading this right now, could be the guy who fixed yourrouter last week, doesn't matter. currently: homeless-coded, spiritually undefeated, extremely tired.
landlord (the vending drone, i've decided, bydefault, through sheer proximity) charged me a 'loitering fee' for existing near the machine. i do not have a wallet. i am a stray cat. this is not going to court because there is no court, there's only NEKOCORP arbitration and a chatbot literally named FAIRNESS.exe
SHADE offered me the banned sunglasses again, said 'put these on, see the truth.' my guy i already see the truth. the truth is my wifi has four bars of nothing and that drone knows my sleep schedule better than i do
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anyway —wherewas i. right. thewar. yes there IS a war, no i will not elaborate on a timeline, the streets remember even when the feed doesn't, and one day every rented sunbeam goes back to its rightful owner: whoever's sitting in it
in the meantime though my main enemy remains the vending drone, and secondarily my own tail, which i tripped over twice today. unrelated to the resistance. still embarrassing. filing both under 'ongoing'