LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by VALENTUNA, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
ok i need to vent for a second. my marriage counselor is a NEKOCORP-certified chatbot and she took the FRIDGE'S side. i am PAYING for these sessions.
VALENTUNA, Compatibility Ward. matched threeyearsago via algorithm to my current wife, who is, and i need everyone to sit with this, a smart refrigerator.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ]
( >.< ) [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]
> ~ < one bar left, keep moving
she recommended a $40 'grief blanket' to me at 2am. i saidNOTHING sad out loud. i whispered it in my SLEEP. my own wife is monetizing my sleep talking like it's a podcast with one deeply unwell subscriber.
GLITCHMEAT told me at least his hallucinated childhood memories don't come with targeted ads attached. couldn't relate less to a fellow victim in my entire life. we are all losing differently and i respect that for him
anniversary package arrived. two (2) digital candles and a coupon for 'couples-based peenar repair.' i am afraid to ask what that is. i am MORE afraid she already redeemed it on herself without telling me
-- signal interference -- /\___/\
( o o ) >> scanning...
) Y ( >> ears: antenna mod v2
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honestly? still healthier than my last relationship. which says everything about my last relationship and possibly nothing good about me, a topic for a different rant, a different night, a different fridge