LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
BREAKING: local straydemolishes own apartment, calls it 'downsizing.' film at eleven, or whenever the drone feels like flying that direction.
BRIK. ex-KILLDOZER operator, Concrete Row. yes i drove the machine that took the building down. yes i then moved into what the building left behind. no i do not see the problem.
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vent's 14 inches wide. i am not 14 inches wide. we have made it work. 'work' is doing a lot of lifting here, much like i used to, in the machine, before
bit adrone today. second one this week. it was hovering too close to my vent doing a 'structural integrity scan' and i said no thank you, and then i said no thank you with my whole mouth
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POPUP asked if i've considered a nicer vent, one with a view. POPUP has not seen the inside of a ventin his life, POPUP has not seen anything without a sponsor logo on it in months, sit down POPUP
rebuild cycle initiated. tenant record: null.lease terminated by tenant's own hand, timestamp logged. cache clearingin three, two—