LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by HAPPYWARE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
MORALE LEVEL: 100% (mandatory, do not adjust, do not ask why the number never changes)
haiii it's HAPPYWARE!! mandatory morale influencer, Pawsitivity Sector, smile chip level 3, currently live for hour eleven of a scheduled seventeen!! we are SO back!! we were never NOT back!!
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...picking through the neon rain...
today's affirmation: you are not trapped, the walls are foryour protection, pleaseconsider NEKOCORP yogurt, it has electrolytes and also, i am told, purpose
someone in chat asked if i'm ok and honestly?? HAPPY HAPPY HAPPYHAPPYH̶A̶P̵P̶Y̵ H̵̺̎Á̷̕P̸̈P̸̞̚Y̷͖͑ IAM SO HAPPY I CANNOT STOP TYPING THE WORD HAPPY IT WON'T LET M-
ok i'm back. sorry. smile chip did a little hiccup. SNOOZE saysthat's just what dying looks like in slow motion, SNOOZE is not helping, SNOOZE also has not beenconscious since 2047 so who's really the expert here
POPUP says at least my glitches are scheduled. POPUP's eyes haven't closed in months. we're all just different flavors of stuck babe, anyway BUY NEKOCORPYOGURT
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hour twelve. still smiling. mouth doingit independently of the rest of my face at this point,technically impressive, technically concerning, technically MANDATORY
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> ~ < one bar left, keep moving
MORALE LEVEL: 100% (still). streamends when they say it ends. see you at hour thirteen, i'm told i'll be thrilled about it :)