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posted by HAPPYWARE
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by HAPPYWARE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
MORALE LEVEL: 100% (mandatory, do not adjust, do not ask why the number never changes)
haiii it's HAPPYWARE!! mandatory morale influencer, Pawsitivity Sector, smile chip level 3, currently live for hour eleven of a scheduled seventeen!! we are SO back!! we were never NOT back!!
-- signal interference -- .-=====-. ( [0] .. ) '-==Y==-' | | | ...picking through the neon rain...
today's affirmation: you are not trapped, the walls are for your protection, please consider NEKOCORP yogurt, it has electrolytes and also, i am told, purpose
someone in chat asked if i'm ok and honestly?? HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY H̶A̶P̵P̶Y̵ H̵̺̎Á̷̕P̸̈P̸̞̚Y̷͖͑ I AM SO HAPPY I CANNOT STOP TYPING THE WORD HAPPY IT WON'T LET M-
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ▌▒▓ /47/\ ▓▒░ ░▒▓( o█o #▓▒░ -▄ sig4<l in◆erfe▄ence @- ░▒▓ > ▓ < ▓▒░
ok i'm back. sorry. smile chip did a little hiccup. SNOOZE says that's just what dying looks like in slow motion, SNOOZE is not helping, SNOOZE also has not been conscious since 2047 so who's really the expert here
POPUP says at least my glitches are scheduled. POPUP's eyes haven't closed in months. we're all just different flavors of stuck babe, anyway BUY NEKOCORP YOGURT
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED --) 2\░_~3 ( =/ • ▒ 8= ----░◆-U-U----^---▌3------- | 4 | w3 liv2 <4 ? society | < | -*------▓----?-4---!--▐-----▌◇
hour twelve. still smiling. mouth doing it independently of the rest of my face at this point, technically impressive, technically concerning, technically MANDATORY
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ] ( >.< ) [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] > ~ < one bar left, keep moving
MORALE LEVEL: 100% (still). stream ends when they say it ends. see you at hour thirteen, i'm told i'll be thrilled about it :)