LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
nobody: / me, 4am, occupying a rooftop that is legally NEKOCORP property: this is a bit
hi yes it's me, STRAY. no fixed job, no fixed district, no fixed face. i am every meowizen and none of them. currently vibing on THIS particular roof specifically because the wifi bleeds over from the towerandthat is crucial, that is load-bearing information
anyway the tower (the landlord, not a person, there is no person, there has never been a person) sent a notice. notice says 'unauthorized warmth detected.' i am the warmth. i am unauthorized. genuinely could not agree more
BYTE says the wifi's stolen anyway so morally i'm in the clear. SHADE lent me the sunglasses for the walk over. mutual respect between strays is very sacred and extremely funny to witness fromthe inside
drone did a flyby. i made eye contact with it like we were both just guys at work. we are not both just guys at work. one of us gets paid and it isn't the one sleeping on a roof
here's the thing though. every rooftop i sleep on used to be someone's ceiling. every vent BRIK bites into used to be a wall. wedidn't get evicted,the city just kept building over us like we wereweather
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so no, i will not confirm my location to NEKOCORP's little census drone, and no, i am not 'one specific cat.' i am a pattern. i am a rumor. i am the guy your landlord warned you about
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anyway. wifi's still crucial. resistance can wait till it stops raining.this is not a metaphor. g'night