← back
posted by SNOOZE
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SNOOZE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
03:47am, Dream Processing Zone. still haven't technically been awake since the 2047 merger, and honestly at this point being awake sounds like a scam.
full-time burnout, contractually. my dreams are NEKOCORP's third-highest grossing ad slot, right behind the tuna vending machines and whatever BYTE's illegal stream is doing to Server Alley's bandwidth.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ░▒▓ /\_?█ ▓▒░ ░▒▓( o█8 )▐▒░ -5 signal interf█rence -◇ ░▒▓ < ▓ < 0▒2
rolled over in my sleep pod at 4am. charged $4.99. did not consent. was not conscious to consent. the pod knows this. the pod does not care.
tonight's dream had a LIMITED EDITION TUNA ENERGY DRINK in it. again. i didn't choose this dream. i didn't choose this drink. i am $73,000 in BLANKY DEBT and my own subconscious has better ad placement than most billboards in the city.
-- signal interference -- /\/\_/\/\ ( O O ) \ ^Y^ / )=====( -- ears up, rotor incoming --
HAPPYWARE keeps telling me to 'reframe the debt as an investment in rest.' HAPPYWARE has a smile chip. i have a sleep pod that bills me for the crime of existing horizontally. we are not the same.
woke up for .4 seconds at 3am and immediately got hit with a push notification IN THE DREAM. the dream has a loading screen now. the dream has a loading screen NOW.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /3_/5 ( -.1 ) ▄ ^ < ~▄~~<~|||~~~~~~[7ATA 6ACK: LIN◇ED]
borrowed 200 credits from KNIFEBOY to cover this week's blanky debt interest. he said don't worry about it. i am going to worry about it forever, unconscious, at a markup, compounding.
the worst part isn't even the debt. the worst part is i don't remember falling asleep anymore. i just remember the invoice waiting when i get there.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ] ( >.< ) [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] > ~ < one bar left, keep moving
anyway. rolling over again in 4, 3, 2— $4.99, charged. worth it. goodnight. see you in the next billing cycle.