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posted by GLITCHMEAT
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by GLITCHMEAT, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
there are spiders in my bluetooth again. i can hear them arguing. this is not a metaphor, i genuinely wish it was a metaphor
Research Basement, beta tester. 'beta tester' is a business term for 'we do not know what this patch does but the paperwork says try it on the cat'
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ░▒▓ 1\_/\ ◆▒░ 9▒▓( o█o )▓▒■ -- si>na* interf░ren3e -▐ ░▒▓ > ▓ < ▓▒░
today's side effect: i can taste the radio. it tastes like a parking garage. yesterday it tasted like wednesday. no notes, ten out of ten, would not recommend
also i remembered a kittenhood today that is not mine. new information: someone named Mr. Buttons had a very normal, loving childhood, and i now have full unrestricted access to it, free of charge, entirely unconsented
-- signal interference -- .-=====-. ( [0] .. ) '-==Y==-' | | | ...picking through the neon rain...
QUERY says my situation 'raises interesting licensing questions.' QUERY has been trapped in the NEKOCORP settings menu for six months. QUERY is not currently in a position to be raising anything
SHADE offered me the sunglasses, said they block out 14% of 'the sadness.' i asked what they do about the spiders. SHADE said 'nothing helps with the spiders man.' respect the honesty honestly
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /\/\▒/\/7 ( O O > \ ▄Y7 / ▀=====( -- ears up, rotor in■omi◇▓ ▀■
hearing purple today. purple is louder than i expected. purple sounds like a fax machine that has simply had enough
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ] ( >.< ) [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] > ~ < one bar left, keep moving
twelve credits. twelve whole credits is what i got for this. i would not do it again. i am absolutely going to do it again next week. see you then, assuming Mr. Buttons doesn't want his childhood back first