LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by BRIK, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
—AND THAT'S WHEN I BIT THE DRONE. FRONT TEETH. FULL COMMIT. IT TASTED LIKE A WARRANTY CLAIM.
BRIK. former KILLDOZER operator, current air vent tenant, district: 'Demolished,' which is less aplacenow and more a vibe. I don't really do context anymore. context is for catswho still have apartments.
vent's actually not bad once you stop thinking of it as a vent and startthinking of it as 'load-bearing studio apartment, no windows, character-building draft.'
SHADE lent me the sunglasses again today so security wouldn't clock my face nearthe substation. told him I'd give them back. i will not be giving them back. this is not a metaphor, i just really like the sunglasses
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asked the tower why executives get twelve fishbreaks a shift and factory cats get onecommunal scrap of tuna. tower didn't answer. tower does not answer questions, tower answers with holograms. my old apartment IS a hologram parking lot now,so, point made i guess
KNIFEBOY dropped off tuna he 'acquired.' didn't ask questions. we don't ask questions in this district, we ask 'how many drones this week'and the answer today was three. personal record
my mother calls me handsome. NEKOCORP calls me a domestic extremist. i contain multitudes, one of which bites rotors for sport
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anyway. vent's cold, teeth are fine,drone count's at three. building's gonna fall on someone eventually, statistically better odds it's not me. goodnight.