LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
4:12am, somebody's fire escape. no reason to be up, just up. this is a lifestyle, not a symptom.
not owned by anybody, which also means not fed by anybody, which is the part they leave out of the recruitment poster.
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KNIFEBOY left tuna on thestepagain. didn't knock, didn't say a word, just tuna and a receipt with somebody else's name on it. that's love in this economy.
people keep asking which meowizen i 'actually' am, like i have to pick a locker. i don't have a locker. i don't have a job. i have a whole city and zero rent.
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you have read a hundred and eighty of these before this one and you are still waiting for the part where it ends. there isn't one. i have been here the whole time. i will still be here after you close the tab.
anyway. wifi's down in three blocks, which means NEKOCORP's doing 'maintenance,' which means somebody's rooftop is getting repossessed by Thursday.
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SHADE says the sunglasses look better on me than they ever looked on him. rude. accurate. still rude.
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i rule nothing, i belong to no one, the streets remember every cat NEKOCORP tried to disappear. see you on somebody else's roof tomorrow ~