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posted by SHADE
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by SHADE, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
VISIBILITY REPORT: sadness blocked at 14%, holding. THREAT LEVEL: repossession. yeah we're doing stats today.
SHADE. Neon Underpass. these lenses aren't cosmetic, they're a civil rights violation NEKOCORP just hasn't caught up to yet.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ^░▓ /\_/\ ▓▒░ ░▒▓( ◆█o )▓9░ -- sign5l inte@feren9▄ -- ░▒▓ > ▓ < ▓▒░
they banned the glasses for 'unauthorized use of BASEDness.' that is a REAL QUOTE. that is on a REAL MEMO. i have it saved, screenshotted, and printed.
BYTE hit me up asking to trade router access for a spare pair. told him no. everybody wants the lenses right up until NEKOCORP notices you have them.
-- signal interference -- /\/\_/\/\ ( O O ) \ ^Y^ / )=====( -- ears up, rotor incoming --
my ACTUAL eyes got repossessed last thursday btw. this is not a bit. a truck came. there was paperwork. i signed it with someone else's eyes.
KNIFEBOY offered to steal them back for a cut of the bounty. absolutely not doing that math with him again, last time it ended with three wanted posters.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- /5_/\ [ ENER▌█: L2% ] ( ▀.< ) [ ] [ ] ▌ ] [ ] ▌ ~ ◇ 3◇e bar le@█> keep 1@ving
the sadness they're blocking isn't even mine specifically. it's ambient now. they measure it in the water pressure. everyone's just breathing it.
-- signal interference -- /\___/\ ( o o ) >> scanning... ) Y ( >> ears: antenna mod v2 ( | ) \_____/
anyway. lenses still on. eyes still gone. based ratio unaffected. see you at the next repossession, chuds.